My Vocabulary

Word: Mom, Amma, mamma
Meaning: Amma
Used : When I need attention from her, When I miss her, When I see someone like her, When I see her photo album.

Word: Papa
Meaning: Appa
Used: Nowadys, when I see his phone, when I see my Mom’s mobile, when I see computer… Because now my papa is in the computer.

Word: ti
Meaning: Chella patti
Used: When I see her in the photo album. She is with me always and attends me always.

Word: ee
Meaning: Aayi. This is my Nagpur grandma’s name. Aayi means mom is Marathi.
Used: When I talk with her through the phone.

Word: Ca
Meaning: Car
Used: When I see a Car, When I see a Car picture from paper, when I see a Car in the TV, when I play with my Car. This is my favorite word.

Word: Shoo
Meaning: Shoo..
Used: When Shoo comes and when I go to bathroom to do that. Sometimes I do on the way to bathroom and my Chella patti comes behind to wipe it.

Word: Shi
Meaning: Shi
Used: After I do Shi.
I don’t signal my Mom that “shi” is coming. I stand up, she understands from my face expression. I tell her only after I do that or I make a funny gesture with my nose and she understands. I am yet to be potty trained.

Word: Boow
Meaning: Doggy
Used: When I see dogs outside the house, when I play with my doggy doll.

Word: Blalbooh googooo
Meaning: Random meaning….
Used: When I have to say something and I don’t know how to say

Word: Oohhh!!!
Meaning: When something disappears. Like, when the Nursery rhymes finishes, when cockroach comes and goes away.
Used: I keep hand in my mouth and say oohh..

Word: Ji
Meaning: Jeep
Used: Used when I see a Jeep picture in paper. This is my recent vocabulary.

Word: Aahhh
Meaning: Aahhh
Used: Sometimes I reply this way when my Mom scolds me. I also use this word to scold Sangeetha didi. This is my multi-purpose word. This word also represents the sound that is made by LION. Thus I use it when I see my Lion toy.

I think I have two three more words to add. My Mom feels lazy to do that now!!!

Reading Newspaper

The other day I overheard a conversation between my Mom and my Chella patti.

My Mom said, “I don’t know why I am getting Times of India newspaper at home. My son, Aryan, doesn’t allow me to read”.

Chella Pati replied, “ Pavam, what he does? He simply asks you to show the car picture that comes in the paper. See how happy he is when he sees the car. That too the big black car.”

My Mom says, “Yes yes, after seeing his black car, he roams the whole house with that paper shouting ca, ca. We have to tear that paper from the main page and give him. I have to read news in bits and pieces. The irony is he does not take yesterday’s paper. He wants fresh car from today’s paper, even though the picture is same as that of yesterday’s”. In addition to this, his chella pati prays god that everyday the car picture should come in the TOI paper. Doesn't TOI have any other news apart from posting car advertisements? What all god can do and what all his chella pati wants to pray god. Aryan is really crazy and his chella pati is more crazy. When will Aryans’s car mania stop?"

Mommy friends, am I that crazy ??? I simply ask for car picture from TOI paper

Day Care Phobia

My Mom and my chella patti are making plans to put me in day care from January 2008. The other day Mom was telling me that day care would have lot of kids. When I go to day care I should behave properly:

I should be brave,
I should not cry,
I should not disturb others. I should play with them.
I should eat my food properly. Every time they will not feed me.
I should sleep on my own. No jula and no krisha song
I should tell the caretaker when shi shoo comes.
I should play with whatever toys they give. They will not give me, lemon, Bottle, Mom’s photo, Mom’s comb, Onion, Spoons, Plates, Bowls and all such things to play with.
If I do not listen they will scold me or beat me?

I am little scared. What is this all about? Why should I go there?

Nursery Rhymes

My Mom got me a Nursery rhyme CD. I love to watch it and I dance to it.

My favorite rhymes are:

1. Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill, to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Jill came tumbling after.

The other day, I was trying to mimic Jack and was doing show off fall to grab my Mom’s attention. However, I lost my grip, I fell down, and the car toy in my hand broke. My Mom came tumbling after.

Moral of the story: Jack broke his crown and I broke my car.
2. Two little hands

Two little hands,
Clap clap clap
Two little legs
Tap tap tap
Two little eyes..
“I don’t know what they do with eyes”
One little head
Shake shake shake…

When I hear this, I clap my hands and tap my legs. The other day, I did shoo shoo while tapping my leg. I was about to slip, but my chella patti caught me and saved me from falling.

Moral of the story: I think there is some link between hearing nursery rhymes and falling down.

3. My Red Balloon.

This is not my favorite rhyme. When I hear this, I get scared. I go near to my chella patti and sit on her lap.

Moral of the Story: Not all nursery rhymes make me happy. Some rhymes scare me.

Mom’s Hair

Combing my Mom’s hair has become my duty of the day. I love to do that. I pull her hair, try to put the hair band, and gives puppy to it.

Everyday she brings the comb and hair clip box near to me and says,
“Aryan, comb my hair.”

I happily do the honors and then I decide which clip she should wear.

The other day she was telling me,
“Aryan, why do you give me green clip for blue salwar”? What can I do, I don’t understand colors!!

To make things easier for me, she changed her hair style. She did a layer cut to her hair and thus all her hair keeps coming out. With this layer cut she can play “Shock Lagalagalaga Shock Lagaga” with me. I blush with laughter when I see my Mom pulling her hair and doing Shock lagalaga ..( A TV Ad for a Switch)

NB: As matter of fact my Periamma’s(Mom’s sister) hair amuses me a lot. She has long fluffy soft straight hair.

Car Jo Jo

Sometimes when I want to sleep, my mom puts me in her lap, shakes her lap, and says,

“Jo Jo Jo Jo
Kunju Kutti rei rei
Chella Kutti rei rei…
Aryan Kutti rei rei”.

This continues till I close my eyes and sleep. I simply bask in her lap.

Yesterday night I was playing with my Car toys. I have five cars now. I kept all the cars on top of my elephant pillow and was excited to see them falling one by one when I shake the pillow.

“Aryan, time to sleep.” My Mom said.

I did not bother.

After some time..

“Aryan, come on sleep now. It is already 10:30 PM”

My reaction was the same. I was busy playing with my cars.

Then my Mom came near to me and said. “Aryan we will do Jo Jo to car and make them sleep first.”

I did not know what she meant. Then she put all the cars in her lap and started saying

“Jo Jo
Jo jo
Car kutti rei rei
Aryan’s Car rei rei”

Within minutes all the cars slept. Then my Mom placed them on the top of my elephant pillow.

I was happy because my Mom put my car toys to sleep. Then happily I went and slept in her lap…

End of the fooling story!!!! Oops, Did I get fooled?

Teeth—Re-loaded

Do you remember, once I had explained about Aliens called teeth that were growing in my mouth? If not see this post of mine.

I have eight teeth. Four in the upper jaw and 4 in the lower jaw.
With the eight little teeth, I manage to eat lots of things, such as Kurkure, Muruku(That my Chella Pati made), Bingo, Cucumber, Tomato, Kissmis, Cashew nut, Biscuit, Carrot…..Lot more to add.

Now the alien is re-loaded. My Mom calls it Pre-Molar. Where are my teeth bitters? My Mom has placed it somewhere. The other day, instead of putting the ice cubes in the bottle, I put it in my mouth. Ahh..I felt so relieved. . .

It is paining and irritating. Oh my mommy friends, can you help me?

Papa is Inside the Computer

Nowadays, I can only hear my Papa. My Mom says that Papa went by aeroplane to US. So whenever I hear the sound of an aeroplane flying, I go out of the house to see it.

Sometimes I see my Mom, keeping something odd in her head and talking with papa. Mom calls it, headphone. Once she tried to keep that in my head also. At first, I was scared. Then I indicated my Mom to remove the headphone and I tried to see where my Papa is? Is he hiding inside the headphone?

Surprisingly, today I saw my Papa in the computer. I usually see animals in the computer, but what happened today? As soon as I got up in the morning, I saw my Papa in the computer. He was taking to me and was saying Aryan Aryan…. I gave one puppy to him.

My Papa is inside the computer not in US. Mom was trying to fool me. I will no longer go out to see the aeroplane and wave my Papa

Papa, when will you come out of the computer and play with me? I miss you Papa…..

Tagging game

My mommy friends are playing tagging games. They tagged my Mom about her 7 weird habits…How can I allow my Mom to write about her 7 weird habits in my blog? Poor Mom I will allow her..to express her thoughts.
So this is what Aryan’s Mom says.

I was first tagged by mnamma to list 7 weird facts about me. For this, I had to get Aryan’s permission to write in his blog. As Mnamma said, I thought I would finish writing it fast, but that was not the case.

First, I am listing the Rules of the game:

a. Link to the person who tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.(Thus I posting it here)
b. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.
c. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
d. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

So I am all set to go.
1.I cry simply—At times just for a silly reason, tears will gush out of my eyes like a water fall. For example just a mere word “WHY” would trigger tears.
2.It is very difficult for me to say NO to a person…straight away..I think, I think, I think and 8 out of 10 times I end up saying yes…
3.I sleep very quickly. I was the chairman of the microbiology dept in my college days and once I had to go to my university and meet the vice chancellor. I marched in his secretary’s room and she said to wait for few minutes. We were four of us and I opted to sit in a separate leather couch. I sat, closed my eyes and slept within 5 minutes. My friends still make fun of me about this incident.
4.I hate dressing up—Even though I have so many fancy makeup stuff at home, it is difficult for me to dress up in a perfect way. My hubby always scolds me for this habit of mine…
5.I am very poor at shopping. At times, I think so many times to buy something but suddenly at times I buy some odd stuff spending huge amount…and later on I repent my decision.
6.I am quoting the same well written words of UTBT as it is so apt to me also. “I have never been the person who comes up with intelligent answers on the spot. 24 hrs later I would have the best quip, best answer to any question. But the moment would have long gone!”
7.Starting trouble—When I have to do a task, the greatest problem is the starting trouble. I just need someone to push me from behind and then I will zoom away finishing the task
Time to tag others. I am tagging:

Mummyjaan
Poppins
Moppet’s mom
Cantaloupes amma
Wondernoon
Squiggles Mom
And ofcourse Tharani..